MASTURBATE

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of
a multi-syllable word?"

Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher, me, me!" Teacher says "All
right, little Johnny, what is your multi- syllable word?"

Little Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate."

Teacher smiles and says "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful."

Little Johnny says "No teacher, you're thinking of a blow job."