1. What is the leading cause in death with lesbians?
Answer: Hair balls. 
2. How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
Answer: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive 
3. What can Life Savers do that men cannot?
Answer: Come in five flavors 
4. What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
Answer: Crust 
5. Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Answer: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork 
6. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
Answer: If your girlfriend chews before swallowing 
7. What do you get when you get Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury
	Dough Boy together?
Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection 
8. How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
Answer: By sticking your finger in his honey 
9. What is the ultimate rejection?
Answer: When your masturbating and your hand falls asleep 
10. What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
Answer: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election. 
11. What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
Answer: Both can smell it but can't eat it 
12. What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
Answer: A blow job with handle bars 
13. What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
Answer: A mobile sperm bank. 
14. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
Answer: All you can eat for under a buck. 
15. What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
Answer: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone