Jokes and Other Funny Stuff - Rock13.com page 13 of 25 PREVIOUS | INDEX | NEXT
Hey Sexy!

I know I haven't known you very long,
and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon,
but I really need it badly.
I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it
going in good and hard
and coming out nice and soft.
If you would do this for me no one would ever know.
I am sure you can satisfy my needs
and I'd be very grateful if you would.
I am very desperate and I need your help.
You must think by now,
that I have a lot of nerve
but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it
and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.
I am not going to beat around the bush any longer
so...
Do you have a piece of gum?
Jokes and Other Funny Stuff - Rock13.com page 13 of 25 PREVIOUS | INDEX | NEXT