SAY NO TO DRUGS

Two young men were picked up by the police for smoking dope,and they
had to appear in court on a Friday before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and seem to have had no
prior difficulties with the law, so I'm willing to give you a second
chance. Rather than jail time. I want each of you to go out this
weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to
give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday."

Monday, the two guys were back before the judge and he asked the first
young man, "Well, how did you do over the weekend?"

The young man replied, "Your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up
drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful! What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram your honor. I drew two circles like this:"

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"I told them that this, (the big circle), is your brain before drugs,
and this, (the small circle), is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable! Replied the judge.

To the second boy the judge said, "And you, how did you do?"

"Well your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people? That's just amazing! How did you manage that?"

"Well," replied the guy, "I used a similar approach. I, too, drew two
circles...

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..and said, (pointing to the smaller circle), this is your asshole
before prison..."