TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

10  You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9   If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8   The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7   You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6   It's ok when the person you're with fantasizes you're
     someone else, because you are.

5   Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4   If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3   It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2  Less guilt the morning after.

1  YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.