PHONE HOME

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to
her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she
exclaimed, "I don't have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a
message to my mother!"

The man arched an eyebrow, "Anything?"

"Yes, anything," the blonde promised.

With that, the man said, "Follow me." He walked into the next room and
ordered, "Come in and close the door."

She did. He then said, "Get on your knees." She did. He then said,
"Take down my zipper." She did. He then said, "Go ahead...take it
out." She took it out, grabbed hold with  both hands... then paused.

The man closed his eyes, and whispered, "Well...go ahead!" The blonde
slowly brought her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to
her lips, tentatively said, "Hello, Mom?!"