Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to:

 10. Tommy Lee's      	Camp Kickachickee
 9. Lorrena Bobbit's  	Camp Cutaweewee
 8. Tanya Harding's   	Camp Whackaneenee
 7. Kenneth Starr's   	Camp Catchacrookee
 6. Louis Farrakhan's 	Camp Killawhitey
 5. O.J. Simpson's    	Camp Killachickee
 4. Michael Jackson's	Camp Grabbakiddie
 3. President Clinton's	Camp Getahoochie
 2. Ellen DeGeneres'  Camp Lickacoochie

 And the number 1 camp not to send your kid to:

 1. Monica Lewinsky's Camp Suckaweewee