On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached
a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she
move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket.
The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New
York, and I'm not moving."
Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the
co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking
her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde
replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York,
and I'm not moving."
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he
should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how
to handle this." He went to the first class section and whispered in
the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach
section mumbling to herself,
"Why didn't anyone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said
to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said,
"I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."