Dear Abby,
I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy. My parents live in the suburb
of Seatoun and one of my sisters, who lives in Palmerston North, is
married to an Australian.

My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Auckland. I have two brothers, one who is currently
serving a non-parole life sentence in Mt. Eden Prison, Auckland, for
the rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other is currently
being held in the Wellington remand center on charges of incest with
his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in Christchurch and is still a part time "working girl" in a
Brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been
infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are
currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with
my fiance utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the
manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our
team. Although, I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at
least it would get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her
into the family. I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell
her about my brother-in-law being employed by Microsoft?