AT THE BUS STOP

In a busy city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was
waiting for the bus.  She was decked out in a tight leather mini-skirt
with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and
it was her turn to get on the bus, she became aware that her skirt was
too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first
step.

So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again
she tried to make the step onto the bus, only to discover she still
could not make the step.

A little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and
unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she
attempted the step - and once again, much to her chagrin,
she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.

With a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the
offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to
make the step.

About this time the big Texan who was behind her in the line
picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step
of the bus.

Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero,
screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even
know who you are!!"

At this the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would
agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
figured that we was friends."