We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where :-) means a smile and :-( is a frown. Well, how about
some "asscons"? Here goes:

	(_!_)      a regular butt
	(__!__)    a fat butt
 	(!)        a tight butt
 	(_._)      a flat butt
 	(_*_)      a sore butt
 	{_!_}      a swishy butt
 	(_x_)      kiss my butt
	(_X_)      leave my butt alone
	(_zzz_)    a tired butt
	(_o^o_)    a wise butt
	(_$_)      Money coming out of his butt