TYPICAL MALE DECISION PROCESS

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test.

He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what they
do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and 
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has
done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man
was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman
had done with the money, and then he...



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Married the one with the largest breasts.