21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM!

# TYPE Description

1 EXCITABLE Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips
shorts.

2 SOCIABLE Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3 CROSSEYED Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

4 TIMID Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes
back later.

5 INDIFFERENT All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

6 CLEVER No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on
floor.

7 WORRIED Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick
inspection.

8 FRIVOLOUS Streams up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly
or bug.

9 ABSENT-MINDED Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10 CHILDISH Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see
it bubble.

11 SNEAK Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent,
knows man in next stall will get blamed.

12 PATIENT Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads
with freehand.

13 DESPERATE Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

14 TOUGH Bangs penis on side of urinal to dry it.

15 EFFICIENT Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

16 FAT Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.

17 LITTLE Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

18 DRUNK Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.

19 DISGRUNTLED Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

20 RADICAL Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.