Office Prayer:
               Grant me the serenity to accept the things I
                 cannot change, The courage to change the
              things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide
              the bodies of those people I had to kill today
                because they pissed me off.  Also, help me
               to be careful of the toes I step on today, as
                they may be connected to the ass that I may
                          have to kiss tomorrow.