PHARMACIST

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make
love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some
condoms.

The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the
boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the
register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to
buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family
pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet
my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the
dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy
is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 5 minutes pass, and still
no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes with his head
down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers
back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."