A QUICKIE, PLEASE

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are
gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short
skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he was
ready to order. "What would you like, sir?" He looks at the menu and
then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, " A
quickie." The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she
regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you
like, sir?"  Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again
answers, "A quickie, please." This time her anger takes over, she
reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resouding SMACK!
and storms away. A man sitting at the next table leans over and
whispers, "Um, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE'