FEEL LIKE A WOMAN

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she
stands up in the front of the plane.

"I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going
to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've  had
plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever really made me feel like
a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make
me feel like a WOMAN?!" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has
forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the
desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in
the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.

He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet
black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his
shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing
heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his
shirt. Muscles ripple cross his chest as he reaches her, and extends
the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

.....

"Iron this."