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"Oreo Cookies Psycho-Personality Test"

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo
cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which
method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreo's:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each 
bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.


Put your answers down NOW, then check below:
Your Personality:
1. The whole thing: This means you consume life
with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting,
carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are
totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with
their children.

2. One bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other
people who eat their Oreo's this very same way.
Just like them, you lack imagination, but
that's ok, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly.
You're very meticulous in every detail with every
thing you do to the point of being anal retentive
and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane
if you're only going to go the speed limit

4. Feverous Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you get your work
done quickly. You always have a million things
to do and never enough time to do them. Mental
break downs and suicides run in your family.
Valium and Ritalin would
do you good.

5. Dunked.
Every one likes you because you are always
up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant
experiences and rationalize bad situations into
good ones. You are in total denial about the
shambles you call a life. You have a propensity
towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take
pleasure in breaking things apart to find out
how they work, though not always able to put
them back together, so you destroy all the
evidence of your activities. You deny your
involvement when things go wrong. You are
a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not
criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the
cookie. You are good at business and take risk
that pay off. You take what you want and throw
the rest away. you are greedy, selfish,
mean, and lack feelings for others. You should
be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you
don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
Stay away from small furry animals and seek
professional medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like
Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and
like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale
restaurants. You are particular and fussy about
the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have
to be just right. You like to be pampered. You
are a prima dona. There's just no  pleasing you.
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