Here is a bit of inspiration for everyone...

Always give 100% at work........
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on  Fridays

And remember ........

When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are
trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles
to frown and only 4 to extend your finger and flip them off.

Now get back to work.. :)