Not sure who wrote this originally but I like it.
Hugging is healthy: It helps the body's immunity system, it keeps
you healthier, it sures depression, it reduces stress, it induces
sleep, it's invigorating, and hugging is nothing less than a miracle
Hugging is all natural: It is organic, naturally sweet, no
pesticides, no preservatives, no artificial ingredients, and 100%
Hugging is practically perfect: There are no movable parts, no
batteries to wear out, no periodic checkups, low energy consumption,
high energy yield, inflation-proof, non-fattening, no monthly
payments, no insurance requirements, theft-proof, non-taxable, non-
polluting, and of course fully returnable.